I'm just no fun anymore. The shrink said, "Relax, you're not going to save the world, you know. So just settle down, and it will all be over soon."
Then he pulled a gun on me... WTF!?
Anyway, I'm treating myself now. The news will just bring you down and destroy your capacity to produce and consume, but I am an addict so I went looking for humorous and otherwise harmless news. It turned out to be a good day for hilarious headlines, oddly enough...
