Sure thing boss. Of course there was no advocacy involved, and anyone with any sense should immediately realize that you would never spend taxpayer money on fake newscasts for no reason whatsoever. I mean, we're running a large deficit here. To squander our very limited funds on subtle manipulations would be lunacy exemplified for a great and noble democracy such as ourselves. We are merely disseminating the truth for the sake of itself. That's just the kind of people we are, and it's worth every penny.
From Washington, I'm Damien Faux.
p.s. Because of recent events I must divulge, in the interest of full-disclosure, that though the use of 'we' may have given it away, this piece was paid for by the Bush administration. They approached me with $20 and a rather unofficial looking 'document' promising not to draft me, which was a bit of a slight considering Armstrong Williams got $240,000, but I had to recognize the lesser market-value of my own soul and get while it could be gotten.
Hey Mom! I turned a profit!!! *glows with a combination of pride and prejudice*
:: Damian B. 3/16/2005 [+] ::