This is a gas, not that I condone spraying herbicide on your neighbors lawn for whatever reason. What got me was the last line of the article...
"Police are investigating the criminal damage and told the homeowner it will be investigated as a hate crime, which carries stiffer penalties."
Have you ever felt that kind of hatred? The kind of hatred that burns... and burns... until you feel like your eyeballs are gonna explode... until there is nothing on God's good green earth that could stop you from killin' a man...'s grass?!